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I'M SCREAMING!!! IN AGONY!!!!!

just kidding, welcome to my webpage-WAIT WHAT THE fuck IS THIS????

WOW! it seems as if my webpage has been TAKEN OVER By the NEFARIOUS and VERY EVIL TAIKI!!! FROM THE GAME kira-kira catgirl rampage!!
that's crazy! it's almost like this game is coming to SAGE 2025 on September 19th, 2025!!! personally, and i'm not biased because it's not like im a playtester or whatever, i think you should totally check it out! i'm gonna talk about the game now!

what the hell is kira-kira catgirl rampage???

i'm gonna preface this by saying this is just what i gather from my own experience with kkcr. your own experiences and definition of what the game is to you will be verily different when you play it yourself! check it out!!!

kira-kira is a lot of things. if you've ever played wario land 4 or jazztronauts, you've played catgirl rampage. it's great! if you say "it's just like pizza tower" i will kill you!

basically, kkcr is a game where you play as a rude maid allegedly named "Taiki". you go around levels and clean! it's your job, after all. however, on your way there are many things that may intrigue, such as nifty treasues! there are four in each level! find them all to win a secret prize from me personally!

🛈 - Most people think that Taiki is green. They are correct!

despite the wario land games being its main inspiration, you do not need to play fast! take your time to explore every nook and cranny of the level, or don't! kira-kira focuses more on the exploration aspect of those games, though the escapes are most definitely there to scratch that wario land 4 itch.

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more reasons to play:
there's a bug named after me!
please please please please please
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